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Tfw u chuck ur last bil at the sand casino on a losing streak

Tfw u chuck ur last bil at the sand casino on a losing streak submitted by Burkan123 to 2007scape [link] [comments]

[XB1] TFW you realize a league can last more than 6 games before dying. The LCL is looking for a few good members before we do our first madden 21 redraft. About to begin season 13 of the league. Shop, casino, GOTW, league currency, live-announced SB. Come join the #10yearleague

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[XB1] TFW you realize a league can last more than 6 games before dying. The LCL is looking for a few good members before we do our first madden 21 redraft. About to begin season 13 of the league. Shop, casino, GOTW, league currency, live-announced SB. Come join the #10yearleague

[XB1] TFW you realize a league can last more than 6 games before dying. The LCL is looking for a few good members before we do our first madden 21 redraft. About to begin season 13 of the league. Shop, casino, GOTW, league currency, live-announced SB. Come join the #10yearleague submitted by Juuless_Joe_Jackson to MaddenCFM [link] [comments]

TFW you find a good teammate for casino heist

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TFW I used my Inside Track winnings to buy the High Roller penthouse at Diamond Casino.

TFW I used my Inside Track winnings to buy the High Roller penthouse at Diamond Casino. submitted by justjokingnotreally to gtaonline [link] [comments]

TFW you cash out more than the casino can afford

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TFW Remembering Casino exists

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tfw you are singing the theme tune of the 1967 James Bond spoof film Casino Royale

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TFW you're the bassist for STYX and realize you'll be touring crappy casinos for the rest of your life.

TFW you're the bassist for STYX and realize you'll be touring crappy casinos for the rest of your life. submitted by zipzopzoobadeebop to funny [link] [comments]

Top 100 UHC Intros V6 - The Voting

Top 100 UHC Intros - The Voting

The Shortlist
As I mentioned on the submissions post, this year we have sorted through and refined the list of intros available for the community to vote on. Last years competition saw over 400 nominations which we feel detered people from voting as going through them all was too big of a project, so this year we have a much more manageable list of 245 intros for you to vote on. Information about how we chose the shortlist can be found in the comments below. I want to thank Brodator, Chainge & SidGarcia for the amazing work they’ve done helping me narrow down the list down to the intros below.
Points system
This will be the exact same values as the previous couple of years, as follows:

10th 5 points

9th 6 points

8th 7 points

7th 8 points

6th 9 points

5th 10 points

4th 12 points

3rd 14 points

2nd 17 points

1st 20 points

How to vote!
  1. Open the Google Survey and enter your reddit username for validation purposes. (If I see a reddit name I don't recognize, I can look at the account to see if someone made it just to enter more votes.)
  2. If you don't have a reddit account, Enter your IGN. You get your 1 vote, using multiple Reddit alts will result in immediate vote deletion.
  3. Next, you can vote. There will be 3 separate technical "top 10" lists you can fill out. Only filling out one list is required, but I encourage you do all of them!
  4. Your answers must begin with the THREE DIGIT CODE for that intro, not the intro name. You can give the name also but it isn't mandatory and must come second. Your answers themselves must be formatted as either of the following: 001 - Abstraction S3 or simply 001. Unacceptable responses: "Abstraction S3", or even "1". Incorrect formatting will result in that entire list being disqualified.
  5. Submit your response and wait to see how your favourites performed in the upcoming Top 100 video!

LINK TO THE VOTING FORM

Deadline to vote is Wednesday 2nd December @23:59 UTC giving you roughly 2 weeks to vote!

List of Intros

Here you can find a playlist with every intro on this list if you want to watch them all first! I am pretty certain the numbers correlate to the number for the intro but please vote based off the numbers on this post incase there are any errors.
Abstraction
001 - Season 3
002 - Season 4
003 - Season 5
004 - Season 6
005 - Season 7
006 - Season 8
Addiction
007 - Season 10
008 - Season 11
009 - Season 13
010 - Season 9
Agency
011 - Season 1
012 - Season 8
013 - Season 10
014 - Season 12
015 - Season 13
All Stars
016 - Season 3
017 - Season 4
018 - Season 5
Alphabetrum
019 - Season 3
020 - Season 4
Amalgamation
021 - Season 1
Ambition
022 - Season 13
023 - Season 15
024 - Season 19
Animated to Life
025 - Season 6
026 - Season 7
Apocalyptic
027 - Season 10
Around the World
028 - Season 1
029 - Season 3
Astrology
030 - Season 2
031 - Season 4
Aureus Pupillam
032 - Season 10
033 - Season 8
Back in Time
034 - Season 3
035 - Season 4
036 - Season 5
037 - Season 6
038 - Season 7
Baconcraftia
039 - Season 30
040 - Season 33
Block Chaos
041 - Season 11
Calamity
042 - Season 2
043 - Season 4
044 - Season 5
Carnage
045 - Season 5
Casino
046 - Season 1
047 - Season 2
250 - Season 3 (Numbers out of order as it was a late entry)
Cataclysm
048 - Season 11
049 - Season 5 Alternate
050 - Season 8
051 - Season 9
052 - Season 10
Certamina
053 - Season 8
Chroma
054 - Season 1
055 - Season 3
056 - Season 5
ChunkLoader
057 - Redux
058 - Refraction
Cinema
059 - Season 1
060 - Season 2
061 - Season 6
062 - Season 8
247 - Season 9 (Numbering is different due to inclusion after the initial numbers list was made)
Clash of the Underdogs
063 - Season 1
064 - Season 2
Classification
065 - Season 1
066 - Season 2
067 - Season 7
Comical
068 - Season 1
Conception
069 - Season 3
Conjure
070 - Season 2
071 - Season 4
072 - Season 5
Connections
073 - Season 4
074 - Season 6
075 - Season 7
Consumption
076 - Season 2
077 - Season 4
078 - Season 5
Crossing
079 - Season 3
080 - Season 9
Cube
081 - Season 4
Cynical
082 - Season 4
083 - Season 9
Darkness
084 - Season 1
Desire
085 - Season 10
086 - Season 11
087 - Season 2
088 - Season 5
089 - Season 6
090 - Season 8
Destral
091 - Season 2
Dex
092 - Season 2
Dilemma
093 - Season 2
Dire Straits
094 - Season 1
Draft Crafters
095 - Season 7
End of the World
096 - Season 1
Epic
097 - Season 1
098 - Season 6
Everest
099 - Season 4
Evolution
100 - Season 9
101 - Season 11
102 - Season 14
248 - Season 16 (Numbering is different as it was accidentally missed from the shortlist)
103 - Season 19
104 - Season 20
Explorer
105 - Season 6
Fission
106 - Season 11
107 - Season 3
108 - Season 5
109 - Season 6
110 - Season 7
111 - Season 8
Flammable
112 - Season 4
Flip the Script
113 - Season 1
Flip the Switch
114 - Season 1
Frenzy
115 - Season 4
116 - Season 6
117 - Season 11
Gala
118 - Season 6
Geology
119 - Season 5
120 - Season 7
Golden Globe
121 - Season 3
Grudge-Match!
122 - Season 1
Harmony Hollow
123 - Season 1
Heroes in Battle
124 - Season 13
Hilt & Quiver
125 - Season 9
Inb4
126 - Season 2
127 - Season 4
Incognito
251 - Season 1 (Numbers out of order due to being a late entry)
Infusion
128 - Season 1
Insistence
129 - Season 3
Instinct
130 - Season 5
131 - Season 9
International
132 - Season 16
133 - Season 17
Intoxicated
134 - Season 1
Lore
135 - Season 6
Mazette
136 - Season 5
137 - Season 7
Miners Up Above
138 - Season 1
Minetime
139 - Season 6
Modded
140 - Season 1
Modified
245 - Season 1 (Numbering is different due to inclusion after the initial numbers list was made)
Mythical
141 - Season 3
142 - Season 4
Nat20
143 - Season 1
144 - Season 2
Navigation
145 - Season 2
New Dawn
146 - Season 11 (SidGarcia)
246 - Season 12 (SidGarcia (Numbering is different due to inclusion after the initial numbers list was made)
147 - Season 13
148 - Season 14
New Dawn VS International RR Clash
149 - Season 1
Notorious
150 - Season 1
Nuzlocke
151 - Season 2
152 - Season 5
153 - Season 6
154 - Season 7 (ShutUpBrick)
On the Fly
155 - Season 2
156 - Season 3
Out of Orbit
157 - Season 4
158 - Season 5
159 - Season 7
160 - The Final Mission
Over the Top
161 - Season 8
Paradox
162 - Season 1
163 - Season 2
164 - Season 3
165 - Season 4
Party of One
166 - Season 2
167 - Season 3
Pathfinder
168 - Season 10
169 - Season 11
170 - Season 12
171 - Season 3
172 - Season 7
173 - Season 9
Phobia
174 - Season 10
175 - Season 11
176 - Season 13
177 - Season 14
178 - Season 15
179 - Season 16
180 - Season 5
181 - Season 6
182 - Season 7
Praedifficilis
183 - Season 10
Prospect
184 - Season 2
Quixotic
185 - Season 2
186 - Season 3
Randomania
187 - Season 1
Recovery
188 - Season 4
Remarkable
189 - Season 2
Restriction
190 - Season 2
191 - Season 4
Rising Stars
192 - Season 3
Risk and Reward
193 - Season 12
194 - Season 7
195 - Season 8
196 - Season 9
Serenity
197 - Season 5
198 - Season 6
199 - Season 7
Simp
200 - Season 1
Simplistic
201 - Season 6
202 - Season 10
249 - Season 9 (Numbering out of order due to late entry)
SoLit
203 - Season 3
Solitude
204 - Season 4
Spellbound
205 - Season 5
Story
206 - Season 6
Survivor
207 - Season 1
208 - Season 2
209 - Season 4
TBA
210 - Season 2
Tell the Tale
211 - Season 1
212 - Season 3 Original
The Divine Comedy
213 - Season 1
214 - Season 3
215 - Season 4
The Great Frontier
216 - Season 6
217 - Season 7A
218 - Season 9
To The End
219 - Season 9
220 - Season 12
221 - Season 14
222 - Season 17
223 - Season 19
224 - Season 20
225 - Season 21
UHC-Gi-Oh
226 - Season 2
UHShe
227 - Season 7
Vanguard
228 - Season 4
229 - Season 5
Venus
230 - Season 7
When Miners Cry
231 - Season 13
232 - Season 16
233 - Season 17
234 - Season 20
235 - Season 24
236 - Season 25
237 - Season 26
238 - Season 27
239 - Season 7
World Cup
240 - 2018
241 - 2019
242 - 2020
X-Files
243 - Season 1
244 - Season 3

Happy voting!

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LPT: If you like to make bets, make $5 bets with yourself. If you lose, put the $5 in a savings account. It's an easy and fun way to build up savings if you're not good with saving.

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TFW all your notifications on Facebook are from your grandpa sending requests from a casino game

Jackpot: 100 feels
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Jun/14/2020 News: (1) BHK leader Gagik Tsarukyan accused of casino fraud, land fraud, voter buying. Dozens of raids and confiscations. (2) Workers claim they're pressured to attend a protest to support Tsarukyan (3) Allegations and counter-arguments about "persecution" (4) Tsarukyan's immunity as MP

NSS reveals felony investigations against BHK chief Tsarukyan

Gago's problems with law
BHK leader Dodi Gago's (Gagik Tsarukyan) businesses have been at the center of numerous investigations post-2018 revolution.
In 2018 we learned about his right-hand man's alleged multi-billion fraud involving North-South freeway construction.
On Ap29/2019 we learned about a 0.5bln alleged tax evasion by his tramway operations in Tsakhkadzor.
In May/4/2020 the authorities accused his right-hand man Arustamyan of paying $22mln bribe to HHK regime to give his businesses a pass on certain things.
In May/6//2020 his casino Shangri La was accused of financial violations by the regulations. He agreed to "fix" it.
There was at least one major construction-related felony case in Yerevan. Etc.
 
In June/8/2020 Gago launched a sharp attack against Pashinyan administration and vowed to unify the opposition. Pashinyan's office referred to it as an attempt by Gago to make noise because he knows there are serious criminal investigations against him.
 
Today the NSS revealed the investigations against Gago.
One of them is about voter buying. Simultaneously, a screenshot of a document was leaking allegedly showing a payment scheme in Gegharquniq Province. Names and positions are listed. 2k to transport the voter, 10k for voters, dozens of millions for local activists, etc.
BHK says the screenshot was Photoshopped and is fake. NSS says they confiscated several PCs and documents regarding this case.
NSS says:
Several BHK members carried out a plan to commit voter fraud involving 100s of millions of AMD, some disguised as an aid for students and others.
Over 40 raids were carried out. PCs and documents were confiscated.
It's about April/2/2017 Parliamentary elections in which Gago's BHK got 28%. Party admins were also involved. End of report.
BHK MP Naira: they detained our entire crew in the Gegharquniq office and confiscated every computer and phone from all family members.
 
Casino shenanigans
NSS report says: Gago's casino chain defrauded the state of 30bln, and caused another 40bln in lost investments between 2011-2014. They abused a specific law to fabricate documents to gain a right to do businesses in multiple locations and for other personal benefits.
 
Another felony about property abuse.
NSS report says:
Arinj city officials illegally legalized properties built on agricultural lands, by forging docs to claim the 7.5ha lands were for industrial use. Other laws were broken. The beneficiary was Gago's Nyu LLC. ~350mln in damages to the state.
 
Gago will go to NSS to testify.
He said he won't back down, calling it an illegal pressure and persecution. He criticized govt's handling of economy and pandemic.
 
Supporters gather.
Workers from Gago's several businesses gathered in front of his mansion and the NSS office to show support.
The police are trying to make sure the crowd respects COVID safety. They warned the crowd against over-crowding.
Eventually, >100 protesters were arrested after shutting down a nearby street and continuing the gathering. Among them were Gago's business directors.
 
Observers.
Informed Citizens NGO chief says the police actions against protesters were lawful.
NGO boss: "Recently we noticed that people, who learn through leaks about upcoming criminal cases against them, choose to ramp up their political activities so later they can claim to be a victim of political persecution."
"We've long complained about voter-fraud-like activities by BHK, some of which were happening blatantly in front of cameras. This case looks like the Zibilix case [in which several HHK members plead guilty/convicted of voter fraud]."
 
Pressured to join protests.
There are several reports that Gago's businesses are pressuring workers to go join the protests. Gago's Arinj Mall workers say the Mall's deputy director and Yerevan councilman Armen Nersisyan is behind it. Armen Nersisyan denied, saying he has an alibi.
Arinj Mall was closed today. The workers and contractors couldn't open their booths for sales.
 
A rare incident.
Professional protester Vardges Gaspari (laying on the ground guy) came to support the police and authorities. He supports "criminals being raided".
 
The interrogation is over.
After testifying for 10 hours at the NSS facility, Gago finally exited the building. He's not arrested, at least not for now due to immunity.
Gago referred to the situation as political persecution because he claims it was a response to his last week's sharp rhetoric against Pashinyan. (SIMP mentality right here)
 
Stripping the immunity.
General Prosecutor's office might ask the Parliament to strip Gago's immunity so he can be charged and arrested, "if enough evidence is revealed". They dismissed BHK's allegations that it's political persecution.
QP will hold a meeting tomorrow to decide whether to strip his immunity.
 
QP and BHK members respond.
QP MP Kristine: 10 days from now, when the COVID numbers spike, BHK will accuse the govt of failing the fight. [referring to today's gathering].
The length of NSS's document against Gago shows how large this investigation was, therefore it must have started a long time ago. BHK's claim that this was a response to Gago's last week's activation makes no sense.
 
BHK Naira: this is the beginning of the end for this govt, and the end will come quick. Complete disregard for personal life. More fabrications and persecutions. Nothing will silence us.
To those QP MPs who'll vote on stripping Gago of immunity, I want them to remember that tomorrow there may come a time for them to be held accountable for their actions.
 
Not just Gago.
ex-BHK MP Ishkhan Zakarayan also testified for 4 hours as part of the voter fraud case. NSS says he reveled some info. He's a semi-suspect.
 
Source
Casino https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190182
Voter buying doc https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190180
NSS voter fraud https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190185
Gago testify https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190183
Vardges Gaspari https://youtu.be/arn_2YJBY28
Gago's protesters https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190184 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190186 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190187 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190189 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190190 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190191 ; https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190198 ;
Arinj mall https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190178
Arinj property https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190193
Ishkhan Zakaryan https://factor.am/259836.html
COVID and protesters, QP MP https://factor.am/259857.html
Prosecutors' petition https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190196
Arinj mall report https://factor.am/259673.html
BHK Naira https://factor.am/259814.html
Gegharquniq arrests https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190205
Gago exits https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190207
NGO https://factor.am/259868.html
Tags: #DodiGago #Tsarukyan #GagikTsarukyan

COVID stats

+663 infected. +133 healed. +5 deaths.
10093 active. 6214 healed. 269 deaths. 82324 tested.
 
+10 infected in Artsakh. 54 healed. 91 quarantined. 0 deaths.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190181
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190138

Azeri hackers

... allegedly leaked personal info of 3,500 COVID patients, according to media. NSS is investigating to find the true perpetrators.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190162

COVID briefing / Hotspots revealed

Pashinyan said:
We did unprecedented 1444 tests and recorded an unprecedented high number of infections yesterday.
The 10k penalties for violating COVID safety won't be waived, despite internet rumors.
COVID mostly spreads in backyards and gazebos. We know this by examining the proximity of infections. Police ramped up the enforcement.
Thanks everyone who's been following safety. A pair of volunteers currently travel around and urge the public to wear masks. Maybe could offer masks to people.
Full: https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190164

French doctors have arrived

...at Zvartnots airport. They'll volunteer against COVID.
https://youtu.be/KBMFxvYTvlw?t=468

Minister's car incident

Healthcare Minister was driving to work when he hit a 10yo child "while going at a slow speed. I took him to the hospital. He had a scratch on his hand. No danger to life. The police are investigating."
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190150

Legendary sports news

Legendary 32yo soccer player Edgar Manucharyan, an ex-Ajax player, is retiring from the Armenian national team.
👏👏👏 https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1018423.html
 
Legendary soccer star Henrikh Mkhitaryan is close to finalizing his Roma transfer. Arsenal wants to give $20mln + Henrikh in exchange for receiving a specific player from Roma. https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1018410.html
 
As predicted, legendary grandmaster Levon Aronyan lost the St. Louis CLUTCH tournament to no less legendary Magnus Carlsen with a 6:12 score. He won't proceed to Finale. https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1018354.html

Karmir Blur historic sight's cleanup

Yerevan municipality official: since 2019 we've done 1000 truck trips to remove construction debris from Red Hill. Another 250 and we'll finish the cleanup of one of our history's oldest sights.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/190160
 

What did he mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔

https://www.reddit.com/arMEMEia/comments/h8ijla/tfw_you_open_rarmenia_at_1230_pm_pacific_time/

Disclaimer & Terminology

1) The accused are innocent until proven guilty in the court of law, even if they sound guilty.
2) Currency in Armenian ֏ unless specified otherwise.
3) NSS/SIS/SOC = law enforcement agencies. QP = Civil Contract Party. LHK = Bright Armenia Party. BHK = Prosperous Armenia Party. HHK = Republican Party.
4) ARCHIVE of older posts by Idontknowmuch: PART 1 ; PART 2 ; PART 3 ; PART 4 ; PART 5.
4) ARCHIVE of older posts by Armeniapedia.
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Flawless Heist

be me DM
party are in a crime-infested gang town
they're going to heist the casino
sure why not
they spend two nights checking the place out, drawing up floor plans and working out staff numbers
they deduce what room the safe is in
there's a house above the casino, a kind old man lives there
they become friends with the old man, get themselves invited to spend the night
it's heist night

it's 8pm
party warlock Timpleton Tully is supposed to go in and get a fight started as a distraction
the two other party members are upstairs at the old man's house, waiting for 4am when the nights earnings are deposited
Timpleton instead immediately downs a potion of invisibility and sneaks into the room with the safe when it's opened
he gets locked in
the other two don't know he's in there
good start

the wizard and ranger upstairs are just killing time with the old man
suddenly they hear Timpleton's voice from the bedroom
he's using thaumaturgy to make his voice appear in the room above
"hey guys, so, I'm..in the vault"
party reaction
they're desperately trying to convince the old man that he's just drunk and hearing voices

hours pass, he gets lonely and uses thaumaturgy again
"hey guys I miss you"
tfw

meanwhile the other two take turns "going to the bathroom" to spend a bit of time pulling up floorboards in the bedroom
eventually they get through to the room
Timpleton is thrilled
wizard tosses down another potion of invisibility; she's not pleased
uses mend to cover up the hole in the ceiling
Timpleton is left in the dark again

4am finally arrives
the old man is successfully passed out on his bed from the booze
Timpleton downs the potion, and the employees come in to deposit the earnings
they leave
ceiling hole is reopened
they toss some sacks down and Timpleton fills them up
"alright up you come", reaching out a hand
Timpleton looks smug
"no, no"
he uses misty step to appear in the bedroom
he's smug
party are impressed
wizard realises something
"where's the money"
he hadn't picked up the sacks
"oh no"
casino guards rush in, party mend hole in ceiling
be guard
someone has broken into the vault, alarm is raised
rush to the vault
all the money is in potato sacks outside the safe
there's no sign of entry or exit
no money is missing
what
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Persona 5 Spoilers Why Does Sae Dress Like?

I was wondering if you guys could give some insight on why the art team choose to put Shadow Sae in such revealing clothing for her arc of the story. I'm not here to complain I just cant really find any fan cannon or sources that dictate why she would wear that clothing. The general casino motif of her palace makes sense and her tattoos reflecting her jealous etc are all covered on the wiki but the heavy makeup/goth look still doesn't really reflect what her character is all about unless I'm missing something here.
Would love to hear from you guys, the best reason I've heard was that she probably didn't have any boyfriends growing up and her shadow self wants to "be sexy" and the adult Sae rejects that desire but I dunno about all that.
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A Good One Shot

Be me, Jeremiah Monroe, secretly a bandit named Six Shot Stevens
Have gang of fellow bandits, been banditing since we were kids
Be geriatric as fuck
OneLastScore.mp3
Not me:
Old lady who is secretly a witch and lives in the forest
Random fortuneteller who is a sham
Magician named Ziggy Stardust who has a voice in his head named Wiggy (voiced by Michael Caine)
British burglar
Blood magic user
Gm is the gamblepriest/doctor from my usual campaign, trying his hand at deadlands
Las Vegas, 1880:
Us all ignoring the fact Las Vegas was founded in 1904
Party waiting at the Lucky 68 hotel and casino for Mr. Grouse so he can give each of us a job interview
Ziggy and the fortune teller get hired as acts for the attached theatre, the witch as housekeeping staff, and myself, the boyz, and the blood mage as security
Burglar meets with his contact in the hotel
Contact has long white hair and is named Gerald Riviera
Mfw it's the witcher
Mfw my promise of breaking up the workers strike gets me made head of security
Assign 2 of the boyz on each new performer
Scope out the place, the only 2 people with access to the vault are the owner and the accountant
Vault has one big box for the casino and smaller boxes for the guests
NiggaImmaNeedALotOfKeys.png
Fortune teller sets up a palm reading station to get some cash
Gotta respect the hustle
Ziggy does loads of drugs
Michael Caine tries to get him to stop
No such luck
The witch scopes out the place by loudly announcing she needs the bathroom, chilling in there for half an hour, and when the coast is clear sneaking around the hotel
RickSanchez_GonnaGoTakeAShit.mp3
Burglar does burglar things and robs some rooms blind
Have one of my fellow 80-something year old buddies pretend to be homeless, go to the front desk and ask for the accountant
They start shouting at each other, I walk up and ask what the problem is
I start shouting in the lobby "That's enough Mr homeless man I don't know why you're coming in here and are talking to the accountant like he's the secret leader of the people striking but I'm afraid I'll have to throw you out"
The party decides this homeless man is a threat and try to attack him
Somehow grapple them into stopping from killing my best friend
Mfw I tell the owner that the accountant had a meeting with someone who looked like they might be striking
Tfw the witch decides to go around feeding people cookies that makes them transform into chickens
I go find a locksmith, arrange for him to later make copies of keys from wax molds I give him
Go buy industrial amounts of wax
Nightly show begins
Ziggy wants me to be on stage as a volunteer, asks me to pick a card, takes my gun, throws the deck in the air and shoots my card
Mfw
Applause.mp3
Address the crowd, telling them there are reports of a thief in the area and we suspect that he might be using a counterfeit key, so we need to inspect everyone's keys as they leave the theatre
Mfw it fucking works
The witch at this point decides it would be a great time to go to the owner's suite
Tfw he is speaking way more ominously, pulls open the curtains to reveal a full moon
Tfw he's been a werewolf this entire time
Tfw the witch has also been a werewolf this entire time
They both run down to the lobby, burst into the theatre, everyone shits themselves
Burglar and Geralt of Rivia Gerald Riviera start shooting at the werewolves
Ziggy decides to shoot the 2 guards I gave him and make a break for it.
Voice in his head: "That's not the proper way Ziggy"
Ziggy: "I don't care man there's 2 fucking werewolves and the security are after me!"
Voice in his head: "No I mean you're going the wrong way, there's a back exit!"
Mfw 2 of my childhood friends have been murdered
The blood mage decides to convince people now would be the optimal time for people to come give me their keys
Mfw
"It's too late now, the thief has already stolen all of your valuables from the safety deposit vaults! It was Ziggy Stardust!"
Panicked guests decide to swarm after him
Ziggy teleports inside the vault thinking it'll be safe there
In the commotion myself and the boyz decide to go rob the vault
Blood Mage comes with us
Vault is locked
Mfw I remember I never got the key off the accountant
Mfw I remember I have 10 sticks of dynamite
Mfw I see the dude who killed 2 of my buddies standing in the vault
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Take everything we can find, have no keys but we still break around 30 safe deposit boxes.
The blood mage was after a book on blood magic, I see it and use my natural charisma to remind him of the tactical error of starting a fight when surrounded by 8 people with guns
Ride into the sunset, try to learn some blood magic to make myself found again
Nat 1
Give the blood mage the book and their share of the shit we stole, wished them farewell
We decide to spend what few years we have left spending all our ill gotten gains in Mexico where nobody has a bounty on us
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CSI: City of Brass Edition

Be me, DM of static group for ~2 years
Regular player takes break from gaming for personal reasons, and no way are we carrying on without them
I set up a one-shot for the space between campaigns (another player will DM for us a bit later, needs time to prepare)
Same setting, in the area where the Efreet moved to after Plane of Fire warped out of control, it's City of Brass in all but name
I pitch the session as a detective game with some politics thrown in, tracking criminals and such
Enter the 2 PCs
First up we have a Celestial Warlock that doesn't even remember their original appearance from using Disguise Self so much, and is hardcore on upholding law
So far so good
Second PC is a Zealot Barbarian with dumped INT and WIS
She has taken "Unarmored Defense" somewhat seriously
First thing vigilante Warlock sees while waiting to discuss the case is a human woman with lots of axes and freeing the nipple(s)
TFW
They introduce each other
Warlock tells brief story about how he has travelled the world upholding order because order brings peace and that is its own reward, which is why he does not seek recognition but is simply here because it is right
Barbarian begins speaking in admittedly very good thick Russian accent
"I woke up after bang on head. Orc over head with axe. I kill orc. I not remember what came before bang, but I know am good at fight. I came to fight, fight has good money."
Warlock politely rolls with it
They are called in to palace, where Efreet noble waits for them, and given the concubines they all hang around anyway he doesn't notice or care about Barb
Efreet explains that an artifact they value extremely highly (a telescopic lens) has been stolen from an archive nobody should have known about in the first place, and they will reward 50,000 gold if they bring back the thieves alive and the artifact intact.
They were called in because of the awkward political divisions among districts, and they could not be seen intefering in matters outside their own borders so the two must be acting on their own
Barbarian begins to count 50,000 on fingers
Efreet: "...it's a lot more than 10."
Warlock: "You can buy nations with this much wealth. I expect nothing less from the extravagance your people live in."
Barb: "But can money buy happiness? Can it buy me friends?"
Efreet: "...I mean, yeah, with that much, probably."
Barb: "Then I will get your thing."
Next couple of hours consist of the two traveling to the archive and following clues
Warlock does most of the finer details of the investigation while Barb fucks up all the thugs that sniff their trail being followed and try to stop them
Trail takes them to warehouse full of black powder barrels, probably used to blow the hole in the floor
After gathering some more clues, more thugs lock the doorway behind them and try to beat them down
Warlock easily enchants most of them to stand down
Half-Orc leader of thugs swears in Orcish when hit
Barb's mind is blown, because she thought the entire time Orcish was a language that her own creative mind made up
Subdued thugs reveal that they were hired by a casino in another district, probably where the thieves are hiding, since they can't leave the city until the heat dies down
Casino seems to be entirely bought out by the thieves, all staff are in their pockets, so plan to get inside is not straight-forward
Scoping out the place, they see a staff-only door in the back
Warlock manages to unlock it with magic shenanigans
He disguises himself as the Half-Orc they beat up earlier, and wanders in
He's immediately apprehended by another thug, who yells at him for coming in the wrong way
Player of Warlock panics
Starts to act drunk and sways
Starts speaking back to her in a bizarre combination of New York movie cop and Boston accents
"Come ahn, cahn't a guy jus' gedda naice mug ahftah a lawng day on tah smahsh'n'grahb?"
MFW
Me: "I'm not quite sure that's how the Half-Orc spoke."
Warlock player points to his character sheet
"Well, I have the Actor feat, so I'd probably impersonate him properly"
Welp, now it's canon
The thug woman totally buys it, recognising her old unreliable New Yorker Half-Orc pal who's had too much to drink
She slowly tries to explain to her drunk mate the method of actually getting inside, through the front doors with a special token put in to a hidden compartment next to the boarded up construction doorways
"Ah shit, I lost mah chips."
At this point everyone's sides are in orbit
Thug hands him a new token and tells him to fuck off
The problem still remains of how to get inside with the Barbarian in tow
So far they've seen that these thugs have been pretty sleazy, and they both get an idea at the same time
Warlock, in the guise of Half-Orc cop, puts arm around waist of half-naked Barb
Barb purposefully moves it lower
Legit begins playing it off that she's going to be his whore as they waltz through the front door and the Warlock fires finger guns with a grin at the guards
I guess this is happening now
Their act actually works, and they get through to the back area where all the thieves are sitting about with the box and gambling to pass time
Warlock continues acting sleazy to everyone who will speak to him, goes to chat up a female member of the crew who looks to be a caster, probably to learn more about what they can do before they drop the act
"Why are you talking to me? Don't you remember how you fucked things up for me before? Stop pretending like this shit doesn't matter anymore, Dreyfus."
"Don't be like thaht, darlin'!"
"DON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING SUBJECT, ASSWIPE"
Attention is starting to be drawn, tension rising
Barb breaks away from Warlock as this is happening, not really thinking about how nobody knows who she is
Walks right up to box, where leader is sitting, and clumsily begins to caress his arm
"I could not help but notice..."
"Who the fuck are you?"
Leader looks down past her knockers and sees that she still has her weapons, indicating that she is almost definitely not a whore. Sheer fucking luck got them to this point
Warlock panics, and uses Hold Monster on leader
He succeeds, and slowly looks over to Half-Orc
TFW
Leader's accent spurts forth, a familiar terrible impression but from me this time
"Ah thought you were too polaht tuh be Dreyfus!"
Complete fucking chaos erupts
All betting tables flip, leader raises a stolen magic staff and starts blowing shit up
Warlock dashes to sideline and sends support to Barb when he can, but otherwise just keeps running to not be mauled by the over 30 thugs and thieves hanging around this casino interior
Meanwhile, Barb has found her fucking element
Runs right in the middle of the room and just takes on the dozens of thugs head-on
Every round there are over 20 crossbow bolts being launched in her direction, and half a dozen brutes with heavy weapons closing in on her
What follows is some series finale shit
They rolled one rare magic item before the start of the session, and she had a Cloak of Displacement
All those crossbow bolts and swings with disadvantage until a good shot lands
This lone woman with no property or clothing to her name other than some pants and two battleaxes chews through the entire crowd narrowly avoiding shots left, right and centre
Picks a few dudes up and just hurls them over the tables like it's a fucking Jackie Chan movie
Nearly goes down once but Warlock continues ducking and diving and providing heals when needed while blasting the bowmen
What tops it all off, is that she actually remembered, when it matters most
Every hit she lands is non-lethal, her axes deflect and she just clangs them over the head with the pommels
Knocks out the entire room's worth of thugs alone, in a full flood of multiple encounters that morphed in to one due to their plan, a challenge rating that would legit have put her in to Guts' 1v100 territory
Artificer leader surrenders but she just knocks him out anyway
They take the box and leave, giving the district authorities a false story to get them locked up without connecting it to the Efreet who contracted them
Receive the 50,000gp as promised
Barb: "Now I can buy my friends."
Warlock pats Barb's head
Fin
Group's FW
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Happening in Indiana: July 10th - 16th

tfw you put all that work into one of these posts only to get curbstomped in the upvote count by a Pence meme
All my information comes from VisitIndiana so the list is never 100% comprehensive or accurate. That's where you come in!: If you know of anything that's missing, please post and share with everyone. If you've ever been to any of these events, or if you go this week, please share your experiences
Also be sure to visit the city-specific subreddits, as local happenings lists are starting to catch on, and they probably use different sources and may have other events I did not catch.
This Week Only
Northwest Indiana
Depot Friday: 5PM-7PM July 14th at Beverly Shores Historical Museum and Gallery. A reception where local artists will be featured in the gallery and a special exhibit in the museum
Third Saturday Stargazing at the National Lakeshore: July 15th at Kemil Beach. Join members of the Chicago Astronomical Society to get a closer look at the evening sky over Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. Weather permitting, see star clusters, galaxies, nebulae, planets, meteors, and learn about constellation lore from the darkest site in the Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. Held on the third Saturday of every month from Jan. to Dec. Times vary depending on the sunset, so check website for times.
Waterhole Wednesday featuring Johnny V: 5-8PM July 12th at Burns Harbor Food Truck Square. Come out for Waterhole Wednesday that will feature a full liquor bar filled with spirits, craft beers, and wine supplied by Leroy's Hotstuff. The night will also feature the tastes of the regional food trucks and the music of "Johnny V". This is a family-freindly event.
Sand Sculpture Contest at Indiana Dunes State Park: 9AM-1PM July 15th at Indiana Dunes State Park. Watch the sand come alive with dragons, monsters, and fairy tale characters. participate or watch others' creations. There is a fee to enter the Indiana Dunes State Park.
Bark in the Park: 9AM-3PM July 15th at Thomas Centennial Park. Start your day with a 5K run or a 1-mile stroll with your dog - 6:00 a.m. registration at Duneland Resale. Visit more than 35 booths featuring local shelters and rescues, pet services, pet merchandise and treats. There will be training and obedience demonstrations, as well as fun contests. Contests are free to enter
98th Edition Newton County Pun'kin Vine Fair: July 10th-15th at Newton County Fairgrounds. The Newton County Fair and Fair Oaks Farms are happy to announce that Chris Lane and special guest William Michael Morgan will be performing at the Newton County Pun’kin Vine Fair in Kentland, Indiana. Don’t miss your chance to see these two great country artists
LaPorte County Fair: July 7th-15th at LaPorte County Fairgrounds. Join us for the 1272nd LaPorte County Fair featuring Big & Rich on July 12th and Granger Smith July 13th. Enjoy great music and entertainment, fantastic food, livestock, carnival, 4-H exhibits and Pioneer Land all week long.
Pioneer Land Annual Auction: 11AM July 15th at LaPorte County Fairgrounds. This is Pioneer Land's annual auction that has quilts and hand made crafts. The items are auctioned to raise funds for building and maintenance at Pioneer Land.
Merrillville Greek Festival: 12PM-11PM July 14th-16th at SS Constantine and Helen Cathedral. The Saints Constantine and Helen Greek Church will be hosting its 48th annual Grecian Festival on the Church grounds. Festivities include kiddy carnival and games, Greek music, dancing, market place and pastries. Generous portions of roasted lamb, shish-ka-bob, Grecian chicken, Gyros and our award winning Greek Potatoes await your appetite in our air-conditioned Great Hall. Whether making new friends or getting reacquainted with old friends, the outside beer garden is a perfect setting for your outdoor enjoyment. Free parking, admission and entertainment are provided.
The Grape Escape: 1PM-8PM July 15th at Centennial Park Clubhouse. Sample a selection of wines, enjoy food from around the region, enjoy the sounds of live music, and browse the Fetching Market (separate admission). $10 entry fee for those 21 and older to the tasting/stage area.
52nd Annual Nativity Fest: July 13th-16th at Nativity of Our Savior Parish. Come out for four nights of homemade food, live music, carnival games, bingo, beer garden and much more.
Bandstand Concert & Family Film Series: 7PM July 14th at Thomas Centennial Park. What a better way to get in the mood for summer than a showing of the movie "Lego Batman" under the stars at hawthorne Park's east shelter. Prior to the film a free concert by Johnny V will take place at the shelter beginning at 7pm (movie to follow at dusk). In the event of inclement rather the concert & movie will be moved inside to the Baugher Center
United Way's Family Fun Field Day: 11AM-2PM July 15th at Sunset Hill County Park. Young Leaders United is proud to bring back the United Way Field Day and Picnic! After learning about our community's hopes and aspirations for more affordable family fun last year, our young leaders developed a low cost event taking us back to our grade school Field Days! Field Day offers live music, games and activities, food available for purchase and plenty of space for a home packed picnic and blanket! The day is all about enjoying our community, learning more about local non-profits and playing games (for kids and adults!). Pack your blanket and picnic basket and join us for an afternoon at the park!
PoCo Muse Block Party: 12PM-4PM July 15th at Porter County Museum. Join friends and neighbors for a cookout on the front lawn of the Porter County Museum. Food, drinks, fun, and museum exhibits.
Valparaiso Wine Festival: 4PM-630PM July 15th at Central Park Plaza. Wine enthusiasts get ready to find a new favorite. There will be over 100 wines to sip and sample. Bring you friends and family and toast to a fun summer evening in the park. Limited tickets are available. Must be 21 to enter with valid ID. All ticket are presale. $45 general admission
Notre Dame Shakespeare Performance: 6PM-8PM July 16th at Taltree Arboretum and Gardens. The Notre Dame Shakespeare Festival's Touring Company will preform at 80-minute, family-friendly version of Shakespeare's comedy Twelfth Night on Taltree's outdoor stage. Entrance to the arboretum will be free of admission beginning at 5:00 p.m., and the performance that starts at 6:00 p.m. will also be free.
North East Indiana
EnviroFest: 5PM-9PM July 14th at Wellfield Botanic Gardens. There will be music from Goshen-based music sensation, Ted Yoder, 91 Strings, food vendors, a local beer garden sponsored by the South Bend Brew Werks for adults 21 and older, and exhibits with local businesses, vendors, organizations, and artists showcasing innovative ideas, sustainability, products, services, art, and more. There will be family-friendly entertainment with games, crafts, and activities and a live animal show at 7:00 PM! Don’t miss the silent auction and raffle with a variety of fun and practical items donated by local businesses. Join us on Friday, July 14 from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM. for EnviroFest! Admission is $5 for adults; kids 12 and under get in free.
Three Rivers Festival: July 7th-15th at Headwaters Park. Fort Wayne’s favorite summer party since 1969! All the great and loved events are back for this year’s festival. For additional information, please visit the Three Rivers Festival website
Bees & Brew: 7PM-9PM July 14th at The Southwest Conservation Club. Looking for a refreshing new idea for date night? Need an excuse to get out of the house with your girlfriends and do something unique? Come and join us for an evening of “Bees and Brew.” We have something for everyone; the creative, the adventurous and the curious. Spend your evening exploring the honeybee through hands-on fun including, beeswax candle making, DIY beeswax lotion bars, sampling honey wine, observing a hive up close through our sealed observation hive or… for the brave ones, suiting up and visiting the apiary where you can see a real hive up close and personal. Held on the grounds of The Southwest Conservation Club 5703 Bluffton Road in Fort Wayne, Indiana 46819. Surrounded by a developing prairie and the preserved grounds, Bees and Brew is held outside under our elegantly lighted science tent, which creates the perfect environment for you to be immersed with the natural surroundings while having a relaxing evening all without traveling too far from home. The overall mission of the Bees and Brew evening is to open the minds of our adult students with a fun and interactive experience that brings them outdoors and connects them with the natural environment all while relaxing with friends.
Howard County Fair: July 10th-15th at Howard County Fairgrounds. One of the largest county fairs in Indiana! Enjoy 4-H exhibits and shows, live music, carnival food vendors, live daily entertainment, Pioneer Village, carnival rides, vendors, and plenty of family fun!
Forks of the Wabash Uncorked: 530PM-9PM July 14th at Historic Forks of the Wabash. HARTA and the Historic Forks of the Wabash have teamed up to bring you Forks of the Wabash Uncorked. This is an amazing wine and beer tasting event featuring the products of many great Indiana wineries and U.S breweries. Did we mention the food and music? Local food trucks and Antiqology will be there with plenty of food options and craft sodas available for purchase. We invite you to sip your favorite wine or brew and enjoy live music in a festive atmosphere. You’ll find many items to bid on in our silent auction as well
World Pulse Festival: July 14th-15th at Compton Family Ice Arena. World Pulse Festival is a Christian contemporary music festival that hosts nearly 10,000 fans over two days on the campus of the University of Notre Dame.
Circus City Festival: July 14th-22nd at 154 N. Broadway. Join the celebration of Peru's Circus Heritage for a week filled with fun and excitement! Nine days in July, downtown Peru converts to an amusement park filled with rides, games, food, and entertainment for all. Take in a fun filled circus performance, a great meal, local entertainment, arts & crafts, games, rides, and more
Jay County Fair: July 10th-15th at Jay County Fairgrounds. Midway Rides, Demolition Derbies, Hog Wrestling, Classic Car Cruise-In. Nationally known entertainment. Information: www.jaycountyfair.com
Central Indiana
Concert in the Park: The Doo!: 630PM-930PM July 14th at Witten Park. Come to Witten Park at Saxony for the next Concert in the Park on July 14th from 6:30pm-9:30pm to see The Doo! live. Food trucks will be on site, but outside food is permitted. Admission is free and pets are welcome. The Doo! is a local band based out of Indianapolis, Indiana, that plays a variety of musical genres including: Rock, top 40, and 90's. The popular band is known for giving upbeat performance, so be ready to dance all night long at Saxony's Concert in the Park.
28th annual Ice Cream Social on the Circle: 11AM-2PM July 14th at Monument Circle. Celebrate National Ice Cream Month and take a break from summer’s heat with a delicious, refreshing ice cream sundae! Guests can treat their taste buds with gigantic sundaes drizzled with the choice of chocolate, strawberry or caramel syrups, among a variety of other delightful toppings. The Ice Cream Social is on Friday, July 14, 2017 from 11 am to 2 pm. All proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Indiana. Sundaes will be served by more than 30 celebrity scoopers including local media personalities, sports notables and business dignitaries. The event will also feature face painters, mascots, music, a photo booth, the Pacers Fan Van, and Molly and her calves – real live cows from Purdue Dairy Sciences
Guided Tours at the Haan Museum: July 15th-16th at Haan Mansion Museum of Indiana Art. Take a Guided Tour and explore an extraordinary collection of Indiana art including paintings, ceramics, bronze and stone sculptures, and an array of American furniture and antiques all housed within a mansion that served as the Connecticut Building from the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair.
Link Observatory Public Program: 7PM-11PM July 15th at Mooresville Public Library and Link Observatory. Bring the family to explore the universe with the Indiana Astronomical Society and the Goethe Link Observatory, owned by Indiana University. Each program includes an exciting multimedia presentation on NASA missions and space exploration. Presentations take place in the Community Room at the Mooresville Public Library. After the presentation, free shuttles are provided to the Observatory for telescope viewing (weather permitting). Choose from either the 7:00 pm or the 9:00 pm presentation, then ride the shuttle bus to the historic Link Observatory just south of Mooresville. No registration is required for this free program and presentations are suitable for all ages. Presentations are handicapped accessible, but accessing the Observatory's main telescope does require climbing stairs. There are often smaller telescopes available for viewing on the lawn.
Arts in the Park: July 15th at Blue River Memorial Park & Forest Hill Cemetery. Arts in the Park: Jul. 15, 9am-2pm, children's activities, adult classes, puppets, hands on projects
Indiana Derby: 430PM-930PM July 15th at Indiana Grand Racing & Casino. Indiana Grand Racing & Casino is proud to be home to the Grade III, $500,000 Indiana Derby, featuring more than $1 MILLION in stakes races in one incredible day of the best Thoroughbred racing in Indiana! The Indiana Derby is an American thoroughbred horse race that was run from 1995 to 2012 at Hoosier Park in Anderson, Indiana. Since 2013, it has been held at Indiana Grand in Shelbyville, Indiana. It is the racetrack's signature event offering its current highest purse at $500,000.
Southern Indiana
Sunset Wine Cruise: July 14th at Patoka Lake Marina. Enjoy a relaxing evening aboard the Patoka Voyager. Admission includes five to seven tastings, two glasses of your choice and a souvenir wine glass.
Edible Lotus: 6-9PM July 13th at Deer Park Manor. Guests will enjoy a beer & wine social hour followed by a locally-inspired plated dinner from Plated Table, and auctions featuring beautiful art, unique experiences, and more! Live auction festivities will be held under a grand tent on the beautiful grounds at Deer Park Manor. 6pm: Silent Auction, Beer & Wine Social Hour, with tastings from Cardinal Spirits. 7pm: Dinner and Live Auction. A range of special artwork and unique experiences have been selected for this year’s live and silent auction. Silent auction preview coming soon. Your ticket proceeds from this event support Lotus efforts to create opportunities to experience, celebrate, and explore the diversity of the world’s cultures, through music and the arts. You can purchase tables and tickets by following the links below or by calling Development Director Megan Hutchison at 812-336-6599
Garden Gate Festival: July 15th at Huntingburg Old Town Hall. Feel the rhythm and enjoy the sounds in downtown Huntingburg, Indiana, during the 6th Annual Garden Gate Jazz, Art, Wine, & Craft Festival takes place on Saturday, July 15, 2017. Wine and craft beer sampling tickets are $10.00. Local artisans will showcase unique items for purchase. Souvenir t-shirts and wine glasses are available for purchase.
Young Abe Lincoln - 30th Anniversary Special Presentation: 7-9PM July 13th-15th at Lincoln Amphitheatre. Make plans this summer to witness the remarkable story of a young Abraham Lincoln, brought to life on the Lincoln Amphitheatre's performance stage for the first time since 2005! Set in the woods of his boyhood home at the picturesque Lincoln Amphitheatre, this special 30th anniversary edition of Young Abe Lincoln is a playful story chronicling the events that shaped our 16th president as he grew up in Southern Indiana. This heartwarming musical is sure to delight audiences of all ages. Children 12 and under are welcome to attend "Young Abe Lincoln" free of charge. "Young Abe Lincoln" is based on the original Billy Edd Wheeler script and is being produced by Actor's Community Theater, a 501c3 not-for-profit organization headquartered in nearby Jasper, Indiana
Red Skelton Festival: July 15th at Red Skelton Museum. Honoring one of America's favorite clowns with a day filled with entertainment, clowns, food and fun!
Senior LPGA Championship: July 5th-12th at The Pete Dye Golf Course. The Senior LPGA Championship is coming to French Lick! A week long celebration of women's golf will start at the Donald Ross Golf Course on July 6th and will end with the Inaugural Senior LPGA Championship at the Pete Dye Golf Course on July 12th. The field of 81 players will feature a collection of past greats in the women 's game including LPGA Hall-of-Fame members, current LPGA members and major champions over the age of 45.
ONGOING EVENTS
Northwest Indiana
Beginning Birding Program: 9-1030AM Saturdays through July 29th at the Great Marsh Trail parking lot. Join a ranger and fellow birding enthusiasts every Saturday morning. No birding experience is required. A spotting scope and binoculars will be provided. The program will start at the southern gravel parking lot followed by a short hike to the Great Marsh observation deck to look for herons, egrets, ducks and other birds of the marsh. If you arrive late, simply hike to the observation deck to join the vent. The hike will be offered every Saturday in July.
Chesterton's European Market: Every Saturday from 10AM - 2PM until October 28th on Third Street and Broadway in Downtown Chesterton. An outdoor family/artisanal market
Beach Fun Friday: Starting at 1PM Fridays in July at West Beach. Beach Day at West Beach! Activities such as kayaking, SUP's, a sunset hike, and a beach campfire. Bring a picnic dinner and eat at a picnic shelter. This event will be offered every Friday during the month of July.
Pav's Summer Car Nites - Every Tuesday evening through the summer. Variety of rides, good food and music at Pav's Restaurant
Suzy's Diner Cruise Night - Every Wednesday, April to October, 4-8 p.m at Suzy's Diner. Enjoy cool cars, music and a special discount at the diner
Pinhook Bog Open House: 12-3PM Saturdays July 1-29 at Pinhook Bog. Take a self-guided hike into the amazing Pinhook Bog at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. Rangers and volunteers stationed along the trail will help you understand this unique rem ant of the last ice age that is filled with carnivorous plants, orchids and many other interesting plants. Please allow about one hour to walk the trail and tour the quaking bog. This hike will be offered every Saturday in July.
Miller Woods Hike: 130-330PM Sundays July 2-30 at Miller Woods. Join a ranger for a hike through Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore;s beautiful Miller Woods. The hike starts at the National Lakeshore's Paul H. Douglas center and travels though varied habitats including rare and beautiful black oak savanna and offers incredible views of Lake Michigan and Chicago. These hikes will be offered every Sunday in July.
Sunday Market in the Park: 8AM-2PM every Sunday through October at Centennial Park Clubhouse. Produce, plants, home-made jams and jellies, baked goods, cheese, food vendors, drinks, local crafts and artwork, jewelry, clothing, bath and beauty products, direct sales businesses and more! Live Music every other week beginning May 14
Portage Cruise-in: Every Tuesday evening throughout the summer. Variety of rides, good food and music at Woodland Park
Portage Community Market: 11AM-3PM every Sunday until September 11th at Founders Square Park. More than 30 vendors will participate in the Portage Community Market. There will be locally grown produce, flowers, popcorn, honey, bread, barbecue, handmade crafts and much more.
Portage Summer Music in the Park: Every Tuesday evening throughout the summer. All concerts will be held indoors at either Sycamore Hall or Oakwood Grand Hall in Woodland Park. Featuring Music ranges from 40s to 50s, rock & roll, swing, blues, contemporary and all featuring local talent.
Bailly Cemetery Hike & Bailly/Chellberg Open House: 12-130PM Sundays July 2-30 at Bailly Homestead & Chellberg Farm. Join rangers for an afternoon exploring two of our historic homesteads. Meet at Noon in the Bailly/Chellberg parking lot for an informative 90-minute hoe to the Bailly Cemetery. Upon returning, explore the interiors of the Chellberg Farmhouse and the historic Bailly Homestead from 1:30 - 4:00 p.m. Learn about early settlers and famers who came to this region in the1800s. You can also see the farm animals who have recently returned to the Chellberg farm. The hike will be offered every Sunday in July
Mount Baldy Hike: 10-1130AM Sundays July 2-30 at Indiana Dunes Visitor Center. Join a ranger for a special guided morning hike along a trail on the western edge to the top of famous Mount Baldy. Even though the area is closed for general public access, this ranger-led tour allows visitors to experience the beauty and spectacular views from the tallest dune in the national lakeshore. This hike will be offered every Sunday in July. You must pre-register for the tour by calling 219-395-1882.
Summer Outdoor Movies: 7:30PM Tuesdays in June at Central Park Plaza. Watch your favorite movies under the beautiful night sky. Bring lawn chairs or a blanket
Summer Rhapsody Music Festival: Thursday nights until August 31 at The Porter Health Amphitheatre in Central Park Plaza. For all of the music lovers out there, come out and enjoy the sounds of the season with the Summer Rhapsody Music Festival. This concert showcase features many artists – each with their own unique style and sound. Select Thursday nights in the summer, concertgoers of all ages will enjoy a feast of different sounds underneath the beautiful night sky at The Porter Health Amphitheater in Central Park Plaza. Whether it’s a rock n’ roll band of yesteryear, an easy-going Motown group, or the elegant sounds that only a symphony orchestra can create, there’s something for everybody at this music festival. Bring your picnic, your blanket or chairs, and of course, your music-loving family and friends, and come relax in the park with the sounds of the Summer Rhapsody Music Festival.
Valparaiso Market: Every Tuesday and Saturday throughout the summer from 11AM-1PM. Fresh produce, handmade crafts, flowers, and live entertainment.
Taltree Railway Garden: Open from April 1st through October 31st. Featuring dwarf plants and model steam engine trains, the exhibit showcases the impact steam engine trains had on early 19th century U.S. railroads
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: July 14th-30th at Memorial Opera House. The Biblical saga of Joseph and his coat of many colors comes to vibrant life in this delightful musical parable.
North East Indiana
You Had Me at Merlot Walking Wine Barrel Art Tour: All summer in Downtown Auburn. Walk the beautiful tree lined streets of Historic Downtown Auburn and enjoy 20 Wooden Wine Barrels transformed into unique works of art by local and regional artists. This outdoor walking tour exhibit is juried with awards and art auction held each year at the end of summer. This annual exhibit has included many different art objects over the past eight years, from giant paintings on easels to garden benches. This year's exhibit celebrates the many wineries of this area with its wooden wine barrels. Walking Tour maps are available at no cost in most downtown businesses
Rock the Plaza: Free concert series put on by the Allen County Public Library each Saturday evening throughout the summer
Essenhaus Classic Car Cruise-In: Every Thursday throughout summer at Grounds of Das Dutchman Essenhaus. A weekly classic car cruise-in with no participation or entry fee. Participants will also enjoy door prize giveaways, coupons for shopping and dining as well as 50’s-style music. Most evenings, hand dipped ice cream and live entertainment will be provided.
Midwest's Largest Flea Market: 8AM-5PM every Tuesday and Wednesday until October. Same venue as the Shipshewana Auction
Shipshewana Trading Place Auction: 9AM every Wednesday all year. This auction features up to 10 auctioneers selling a variety of antiques and misc. items beginning with the auction bell at 9 am. Visitors tell us there is no other experience quite like it. With a variety of food choices on site, including our Auction Restaurant, featuring Amish home-style cooking and the best pie in town, you can easily spend the entire day shopping, relaxing and enjoying the sights & sounds without having to leave our grounds.
Lake City Skiers Water Ski Show: 6:30-7:30PM every Sunday and Tuesday at Hidden Lake. The shows are a themed production including music and costumes with an announcer to guide you through the action. You will see Extreme jump acts, An all girl Ballet line, Barefoot water skiing, Swivel skiing, doubles routines and human pyramids just to name a few. The show last about 1 hour followed by a meet and greet with the skiers. The Lake City Skiers have been providing fun family entertainment since 1989 and are Indiana's only competitive show ski team holding 4 National Championships in 2006, 2007, 2014, and 2016.
Central Indiana
Fayette County Farmers' Market: Saturdays 9AM-12PM until October 7th. Local vendors from Fayette and surrounding counties offer farm fresh fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, cheese, baked goods, herbs, plant stock and seeds, high quality crafts including paintings, pottery, sculptures, alpaca fiber items, goat milk soaps, jewelry, photography and so much more. Local artists, performers, and musicians highlighted as regularly scheduled entertainment. Now accepting SNAP/EBT, SenioWIC Farmers' Market Vouchers, several vendors accept debit/credit cards.
Kroger Symphony on the Prairie: Every weekend at Conner Prairie. The Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra's summer series provides music from classical, pop, and rock genres from mid-June through Labor Day weekend.
Saxony Market: 8AM-12PM Saturdays at Saxony Market. SAXONY MARKET is proud to provide a home for some of Central Indiana’s finest local vendors selling these fine products: fresh produce, Indiana sweet corn, homemade baked goods, floral and gardening supplies, savory herbs, crafted jewelry, authentic home cooked cuisine, sweet treats, handmade bath products and much more!
Animals and All that Jazz Concert Series: 530-830PM Thursdays in July at the Indianapolis Zoo. This Thursday night tradition returns for the 30th year in a big way! Animals & All That Jazz will be moving under the all-new Bicentennial Pavilion to offer more space to eat, drink, sit back or dance. This summer concert series features sensational music from all genres of jazz. Come play early at the Zoo and stay late for a night of jazz with music beginning at 5:30pm! Walk the Zoo while listening to the music or stay in closer near the stage. Best of all, experience the ambience of the Zoo after hours along with: Music: Performed live from 5:30-8:30pm, Food: Great specialty food stations feature a new menu for purchase each night, Beverages: A full bar, featuring beer sampling for those 21 years and older, Animals: On exhibit until 7pm, Rides: Available until 7pm. Zoo Members: Ride tickets are only $1 per ride from 5-7pm?. Tables are open on a first-come, first-serve basis. Concerts are free for Zoo members and included with regular admission. Make the most of your day by coming out early and staying late. Enjoy a full day at the Zoo, save time and save money by purchasing tickets in advance online? or at Indiana Members Credit Union locations.
Groovin' In The Garden: 2-5PM every Saturday until September 30th at the Easley Winery. We offer daily wine specials, cool tunes from the best musical acts of the greater Indianapolis area, and an experience you won't soon forget. Feel free to bring along your favorite foods or order from local restaurants to have delivered here to the winery, and don't forget to bring a chair!
National Aeromodeling Championships: July 1-31 at the Academy of Model Aeronautics. The National Aeromodeling Championships are back and bigger than ever! Thousands of pilots from across the national will meet in Muncie, IN for the nation’s largest model competitions. Come see what the talk is all about and see a competition for yourself! Visit nats.modelaircraft.org for a full schedule of the events. And while you’re here stop in our world-class National Model Aviation Museum. All the fun happens at the International Aeromodeling Center, right off the Muncie bi-pass on East Memorial Drive.
Southern Indiana
Bloomington Community Farmers' Market: 8AM-12PM Saturdays at Showers Common.
Love's Labour's Lost: 730-10PM every other day in July starting on the 7th at Wells-Metz Theatre. IU Summer theatre presents William Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost! In one of Shakespeare's earliest comedies, the King of Nevarre and his three male friends have pledged to swear off the company of women for three years and focus on a life of study. But when the Princess of France and her ladies show up on the scene, the men and their intentions of living a life of abstinence are tested. Tickets are available at the Indiana University Auditorium box office or at theatre.indiana.edu.
Persuasion: 730-10PM every other day in July starting on the 8th at the Wells-Metz Theatre. IU Summer Theatre presents Persuasion! In this adaptation of Jane Austen's romantic novel, Anne and her former fiancé, Captain Wentworth, are thrust back into each other's lives after seven years apart. As the plot thickens, Anne and Captain Wentworth must wrestle with their true feelings and decide whether or not they were wrong all those years ago. Tickets are available at the Indiana University Auditorium box office or at theatre.indiana.edu.
Elephant Retreat and Giraffe Encounter at Wilstem Ranch: All summer long. An African elephant herd of three girls will be retreating at Wilstem Ranch, only 7 miles from French Lick. The three elephants that retreat at Wilstem Ranch each year are retired from making appearances in parades, circus acts and more. But as they age, even elephants need retreats, and they're coming to town for a vacation! This one of a kind up-close encounter is a rare and wonderful opportunity to learn more about these amazing creatures and connect with them in a tranquil environment
Newburgh Farmers Market: Saturdays 8AM-12PM through September 30th. At the Newburgh Farmer’s Market you will find the very best seasonal produce complemented by products like honey, grass fed meats, dairy products, flowers, cheese, breads, and pastries. There are also crafts, art, plants, flowers, & honey along with live music to complete the festival atmosphere. Free. Special event weekends include: Kids Day and Dog Days of Summer.
Orange County HomeGrown Orleans Farmer's Market: 8AM-12PM Saturdays through October 28th at Orleans Congress Square. Locally grown produce, baked goods, local handcrafted items, Buck-a-Book trailer, jammer tent, Master Gardener, and fun family activities. Sponsored by Orange County HomeGrown
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[Spoilers] How TLJ Story could have been much better IMO

Hey guys first time posting so sorry if the formatting is bad. Just wanted to give a list of some story points on how to make the main characters and story better, IMO!
1: Have admiral holdo tell Poe about her plan, based on Poes previous accomplishments for the rebels he clearly isnt the spy, this eliminates the entire pointless mutiny
2: Have Poe go to the casino world with Finn, eliminate rose character. Poe and Finn are much more interesting characters.
3: Focus less on political message of capitalism bad and more on del toros character. i dont care if they keep their whole rich are evil thing in just tone it down and focus on the interesting new character a bit more.
4: this is a big one for the future plot: DONT KILL LUKE yet.. i was pretty disappointed in Lukes character in this film but they could still keep what they did for the most part i just think he should have played a bigger role and will be more important for my later points
5: this one is pretty much the same as what happens in the movie. have rey get pissed off at luke and after her and kylos communications go to kylo for training, but make it more along the lines of rey falling to the dark side a bit, maybe introduce something from reys past or parents as to why she should want to leave luke to train with kylo. I believe this gives Rey some desperately needed depth as a character.
6: Minor gripe but still i think important. PLEASE explain who snoke is some minor backstory etc if you are going to kill him off, which i dont disagree with.
7: Have Rey actually fall to the darkside and join snoke and kylo, have snoke send Kylo and Rey off to train somewhere else.
8: Have Snoke then communicate to luke, like kylo and rey, that Rey has failed Luke's 'test' and will fall to the darkside, then have Luke surprise Snoke by showing up at Snokes throne room and this being the climax of TLJ Luke vs Snoke with Luke winning and Snoke saying he got the last laugh as he stole Lukes last chance in Rey.
9: Luke is thinks he has failed but Yoda and obi-wan show up and are like you haven't found the one who will save everything yet... chewy brings Luke back to meet up with Leia and Finn and Poe on the salt world...
10: It turns out that FINN is the one yoda and obi-wan were talking about and Luke realizes this, big final battle ensues with kylo and rey fighting against the rebels Finn is devastated by Reys betrayal, luke does some badass shit to save everyone and then takes Finn to go train to become the real protagonist of the show, with Finn vowing that he will bring Rey back from the darkside
Conclusion: Lukes character is actually useful, can still be the depressed i hate the jedi and the force even though i dont really like this i dont want to change too much, Rey and Finn get some desperately needed depth and emotional value, people start to actually dislike kylo, as they should hes the villain, for corrupting rey.
Again this is just my opinion and I havent put a ton of thoughts into if there are any major issues with these plots. I also haven't mentioned really anything about the imperial vs rebel chase or other side characters as IMO this should be a side plot to the story and Rey, Kylo, Finn, and Luke should be the main focus of the story. Let me know what you think!
Final note: this is also just what i think would have improved the story overall while still keeping the plot/characters similar. This would also still give Disney a "good ending" a more cynical person could just have it so Rey legit goes to the dark side completely and there is no Light side savior, i feel like this wastes Finns character although in the movie he already seems like a wasted opportunity tbh. Also my addition that finn could potentially be a Jedi is supported by TFW where he not only fights Kylo with a lightsaber, but also at the very very beginning of TFW where Kylo looks directly at Finn while they are slaughtering the desert villagers
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